Sweat is sexy

Do you remember the “sweat is sexy” commercials?  There are the Hollywood faces and bodies “working out” and “sweating”.  We look exactly like that.  I mean, just add a little dirt, okay add a lot of dirt sticking to the sweat, and we look exactly like that.  Maybe add just a tiny bit of upper lip sweat, and sweat stained clothes, but still, we look just like that.  Well, maybe add a little pimple where the sweat and dirt stuck to you all day before you could get into the river or a cold shower.  But we look just like that.  Maybe add just a tiny bit of red face and hair plastered to heads, but we look pretty much just like that commercial.  We are sexy.  Because sweat is sexy. And we are sweating.